I'm a Total Loser Because...



April 4, 2014
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April 4, 2014
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April 2, 2014
mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
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March 30, 2014
There is a place not far from here, anywhere, everywhere, somewhere, and nowhere which has a very dark road. This place is a very lonely place, and the road that exists in that horrible place is one of pain and suffering. This dark road is littered with the shards of broken promises, shattered dreams and dashed hopes. The road is paved with the tears of those that travel its expanse. On that road walks a man. A man who is alive but really dead, while his back is ramrod straight his spirit is bent and misshapened. Outwardly he looks happy but in reality he is pathetically sad. He is or was a good man. This man is besieged by demons or maybe himself. Demons harass, nibble and mark this man with their claws, he is bloodied, but he trudges slowly forward. This man's journey started off innocently enough, but its course and purpose have changed during the years. The road has taken him through many valleys. Some were beautiful while others were barren, desolate, and ugly, just like his soul. The man delingently walks the road like a robot. He cannot help himself. He is being pushed by the demons that heckle and beguile him. The man looks ahead and sees that his journey is almost at an end. The road abruptly ends onto a precipice. He approaches the end of the road and looks over its edge. It is very high. The wind whips up from the bottom of the precipice and along with it; it brings the sad wailing sounds of hopelessness and abandonment. It is an erie siren song that is heard by all, ignored by many, and danced to by the few. It is but a butterfly's whisper on the ears. The man stands on the edge and knows that all he needs to do now is take one more step. Just ..one ..more..little..step.
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March 28, 2014

... but honestly, I think that makes me a winner. ;)

Hey, I know it's not a dating site (yet) butI have a fetish for real losers -- and I am LOOKING FOR A *REAL* LOSER TYPE OF GIRL to turn her into a housepet or a personal "slavegirl".

I have this fetish for real loser girls, the ones who *know* all they are good for really is to be turned into a housepet or perhaps a so-called slavegirl, serving a Dominant male 24/7, right here under the palm trees in California.  And since I am older and quite experienced, they get the benefit of some authority in their lives, which they perhaps never had before, otherwise they probably wouldn't have turned into a loser girl.

If that's what you are, please say hello! You can't be to stupid or too ugly, as long as you are willing to learn to do as told, and willing to be totally obedient!  Just be aware that if you pass the 150 pounds mark (and even more so if you pass the 200 pounds mark), there is going to be some melting down ahead, based on proper nutrition, a bit of exercise and some discipline.

Here are five good examples of what I am looking for. What comes here after each name are my comments about her:

IReallySuck: http://imatotalloser.com/iReallySuck   iReallySuck is right about herself and feels like quite ideal - perfect slavegirl material. I wish she lived next door. She'd make a great puppy.

Amber123: http://imatotalloser.com/amber123  Amber123, now honestly I doubt little Amber is really a total loser. Or perhaps even a little loser. Or a loser at all. She is most probably simply a girl who needs a good owner. In fact, it wouldn't even be too surprising if she turned out a high IQ girl stranded into nothingness as a poster child for the failures of the modern educational system. She certainly sounds quite promising otherwise, and is probably real cute too, to boot. If she wasn't in Australia, I'd take her in at any rate, particularly since she is probably right on this that her family wouldn't mind her getting away. Boys her age must be really retarded to leave this one on the market.  If she had been local, too bad there would have been a one year and some months waiting period before she is free to do anything anyway... and that indeed would have made her a real loser for now, with nothing to do about it. :(  But hey, that is a problem solving itself day after day. ;)

Caroline: http://imatotalloser.com/Caroline   Caroline is clearly absolutely first class slavegirl loser material. She'd take to it like a fish to water, and feel happy for the first time in her life.  Only problem I can see with her is that is probably the type who needs micro-management and a really firm hand.

Tristitia: http://imatotalloser.com/Tristitia  Tristitia seems to be reasonable loser material. I don't think she is really as submissive as she should be, but one never knows, until one tries, right?  And at least she must have some exotic looks, bringing a bit of variety in loserdom. The problem with her is that she is probably very set in her ways, making her transformation into a useful slavegirl or puppy potentially hard work.

whatsthepoint: http://imatotalloser.com/whatsthepoint   Whatsthepoint, now here is a promising loser! One that can be taken by hand, and transformed into a useful slavegirl, or a valuable pet.  Only potential pitfal is that she probably thinks too highly of herself...

 

The most astonishing idea of all about all these losers, by the way, and all the other losers around, is to think that some of them probably are *so much* losers that they think of themselves as being "too good for" making a housepet, when in fact, this should be their greatest ambition!

Anyway, if you are a honest-to-god loser, and think you wouldn't mind being taken in hand and transformed into something useful, why not say hello?

And if you aren't really a died in the wool loser (like the Amber123 in the examples above, too bad Australia is not exactly next door to the Central Coast in Southern California!), but just feel like it, this could perhaps be fixed with a bit of work - for many, just losing a bit of weight can work miracles, and this happens easily under the right direction. Easily, that is, if you truly do as told.

So... If you are on your way to becoming a real loser...  perhaps it's time to take some action!

The solution might just be a short email away! :)

[This is an equal opp' open to all female losers, not only college fresh(wo)men, even if those are clearly fertile grounds.  However I will pass on heavy drug use (herb taken in medicinal amounts is a medicine, not a drug), page-long rap sheets, and the like... I am just a Dominant man is search of an obedient pet, not the local Social Services. Just remember that I am in Southern California, though, and that no, I am not going to send you a ticket so you can het here from Nigeria or Ghana... or anywhere else, for that matter. ;)]

http://imatotalloser.com/M_winner4Floser



March 22, 2014

I just waisted your dumb time Aha!

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March 22, 2014

^^^up there^^^ is true. #Not xD

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March 22, 2014

I be in the the club all stupid faced. But first, I HAVE to take a #Selfie




March 22, 2014
  • Watch my brother twerk #AustinHarper. But first, Lemme Take a selfie.
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March 22, 2014

yeahh. i aint a loser. i prefer a wiredo xD


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