I'm a Total Loser Because...



October 29, 2014

she smells like cheese 

and loves to eat

her shoe laces are always untied 

she lies

she used to eat her boogers 

shes a loser

 

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October 29, 2014

So im in high school and I dont know i feel like people think im a loser.

I dont play sports

Im over weight

and my friends suck balls

I love music though

If i can just be in my bed all day i wouldnt feel like a loser

I didnt know i was a loser unil now

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October 22, 2014

Oh my god there are other people too suffering like me.glad to see all of you. Here is my story am called to a good guy in my childhood.very innocent and do welll in studies.till my school am a happy living person.after alot changed in my life.my dad has joined me a worst college .there is no rules in that college.i always run to cinemas or hangout with friends in my intermediaate college days.in that i don't know what am doing.my bad life started from that time.am a super stubborn type.i donlt hear to anyone only do whatever i think natural to me.i do the things only which i thimk are useful.so i neglected bathing daily,brushing,shaving and even don't dress neatly.i really looked like a biggest punk in my city.don't sleep well,negledcted friend,one girls liked me don't know why she was liked me ...i even neglected that girl.i walk through the roads like a retard and doing daydreans on the roads laughing on my own in my self.some scholl friends started to scold on me .why you are going such a mad fellow????my parents started to negelect me.my mom always murmers herself that why she given birth to me.my mom and my big brother makes fun of me.and all my college friends.for my seniors they treat me as a street dog. After all this f*** i realized am a loser and a tgought to start a new life.in that attmept i left my house with some money which is given by my fater to pay for college fees.i gone to some other city which is very far from my living place.i don't know what to do they just leaved my city.i lost my luggage and all the money in that new city.am helpless .i don't know any one.atlast i need to sleep on footpath.on that footpath all the mosquitoes are drinking my blood ..i think they are thinking am a dead.after that bad nightt i wokeup on morning and walking down the street ..i suddenly observed all the women and girls are very afraid of me .they are running away from me thinking am some psycho or mad.i realized that are by my looks.ok after two days i even don't eaten anything only deinking water and sleeping on roadside..i cried alot in my self that need food to eat.no one giving me work.after i decided i need to go to home but how???? Don't have money to travel.in that situation i really in needed to beg for money.but i can't .i walked 10km.and got into train to my own city without ticket.with a nerve wrecking fear i entered into my house at 1am.my dad opened the door.my dad beated with a stick after belt after by hands.i even heared tellling to my mom in next room that 'do we need that guy as our child or may i murder him with some criminals???' my mom cried alot on that night and i thought my mom will come mad . After that incident and by thinking about what am going i got depression,migraines,ocd,anxiety disorder. I dropped out my engineering course in this time.doing nothing and only thinking what to do about my life i wasted by thinking like this another year.i suddenly started to believed that all the successful people are have a succes formula.all are following the same rule.what is that ???wha is that??? I started to ask my friends how you become successful??? All are looking at me that am became mad.me too compromi sed that they are born to be successful.no one even giving a singke clue to me how do i become too succesful guy.started thinking deeply what things caused my life to failure??? I found my health is come so bad .i really don't take care of my health from my childhood.so i don't sleep well,always have brainfog,by that can't think well,asthma,eating always junk food,FERD,auto immune disease,candida,going sleepy and having headedness and brainfog after till after 4 hours of eating,always being alone,and some psychological issues too.all these made me like a street dog.for confirmation that found health is my drawback in searched in google that ''reasons to fail in life'' in that they included health is also a play a big role..especially sleep.so i started to maintain healthy life.but i have a list of sleep problems.like insomnia,nocturia,sleep apnea and some unnamed problems.thses all health problems and sleep are removed my self struggled to remove all problems almost a year.atlast i got rid of all problems except ocd and anxiety disorder. This is now what am i started making articles and saving and editing them in my notes application in my mobile. My sleep article was edited 254 times for over a year If i completed any articles that means am a professional in that work or task like i completed my article about my studies and sleep now i have social life,people started loving me,got a adorable girlfriend,a best friend,rejoined engineering college,getting good grades, now my family also loves me,got alot of confidence.i really really believe in myself that i will become a successful entrepuener someday i suggest all of you that never stop learning what ever you need and keep a book like i use notes app in my mobile. And remeber don't compromise. Sorry if any spelling or grammar mistakes are written

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October 21, 2014

I feel like I'm a loser because I have no motivation whatsoever. I cant get work done, I cant be asked to excersize or do anything productive with my life :(

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  1. Pippabastard Pippabastard said: Are you indian? BTW your story is very inspirational. I hope i can come out like you too.


October 21, 2014

I am 28 years old, twenty eight and a half actually and I've never been married before. I'm mousy and I think I'm ugly. I'm allergic to soap and spermicide and keep getting chronic bladder and cervix infections. I have a low paying internet survey type of job. I make .50cents an hour. Who would want to sleep with me, much less be my boyfriend? No one has been willing to call me their girlfriend except for just two guys in my twelve years of dating. And they quickly took off. Now every guy I meet starts off with, "I hope you understand this will be nothing serious but I will still have sex with you." Guys will sleep with anything. Worst of all is the chronic depression I seem to suffer from when people don't call me back I just sort of cry and fold myself into a ball. Guys will sleep with anything, doesn't mean they want a relationship with someone who is less pretty at nearly thirty than they were at twenty five and getting uglier all the time. I finally met a guy I really started to like. He was smart and sexy. But he said he wasn't attracted to me. He did offer to sleep with me though.

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October 20, 2014

 

I'm 31 and decided at 28 to go back to college to finish my degree. I stayed working but still need more money so borrowed from my mom. Now I'm a junior and am trying to get an internship. At my university they say it's practically impossible to get a job without having had an internship. My grades are excellent. My GPA is 3.92. I've interviewed at three firms and they all told me no. The first one said I didn't answer his questions in a proactive manner. He wanted me to address my variety of work experience and explain why that wouldn't be an indication of job hopping. The second one didn't give any feedback. The third one said I waited too long to go back to school, that I was being defensive about my variety of work experience, gawked at my age, and criticized where I live (in a poor neighborhood). One thing all the interviewers had in common was taking up issue with me moving from my home state to the state I'm in now. They all wanted to focus on it. They all wanted to call me nuts. Or a loser.

So far I've borrowed $18,000 from my mom. I've also borrowed $15,000 on my credit card for house improvements. I owe my dad $3,000. And I anticipate having to borrow an additional $18,000 from my mom before I graduate. So when I graduate, I will be not less than $54,000 in debt. And the gist of the three interviewers? If I was really valuable, I wouldn't have moved away from my home state. So I'll have a shiny degree that everyone insists you can take anywhere, a transcript that traditional college students would salivate over, and work experience that I think makes me more REAL than my competition. But every time I go in for an interview, all they can see is an old guy, a loser, who must've been running from something in Texas.

Here's my personal life. I had a girlfriend more than 4 years ago who would've made an excellent wife. Both she and her young son loved me and I loved them. I tried to hide my depression from them, and during a depressed bout I broke up with her. I've regretted it ever since. I think it's better for the boy because I said things he picked up and he was learning self hate even though I never intended that. Same way I learned it from my dad and I'm sure he never intended it.

The official line is I've been single since 2010. But in 2011 I began a relationship with a married woman. Losers bone other mens' wives. We talked about making it legit but neither of us was really serious about that. We were so stuck. I adopted a secretive attitude. Even boning a really hot woman I had a dark cloud over me all the time. The cloud stayed even after I got rid of her. Now I'm 31, never married, live in a nasty house in a poor neighborhood, no kids, crummy job, 17 year old car about to die, $54,000 in debt, worried I can't get a better job even after I graduate because my age, address, diverse work history, and I'm not a "local" in the eyes of my interviewers even though I've lived in my city for 10 years, no wife or fancy house, not any good women who would be interested as I'm past good marrying age.

Please vote Big L for me.

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  1. SatansBae SatansBae said: Hey mate I'm sorry to hear that things arent gong too well but it will get better xx
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  3. Loohooser Loohooser said: It sounds like if you got help for your chronic depression you wouldn't feel so bad.


October 20, 2014

hi everyone..

im 21yrs young women. i am a total loser in my life.. i don't have anything to lose again in my life

i am the best example for girls to know how they should not live in this world.  

when i was 15 yrs i lost my virginty.. from 15 yrs im living my life as bitch trusting all the guys and going behind them like a dog.

Even though a guy loved me but i didn't deserve him.. he left me.. i am such a loser.. i  am not worthy to live in this world, but i wish i want to restart my life i want to get loved... truly and madly and i should be truthful to him i should protect him.. i want to love him and i want to be with him..

But this will not happen in my life because im a loser.. im not worthy even to think about it...

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  1. SatansBae SatansBae said: Life isnt all about having a partner or boyfriend maybe try to find other things to occupy your mind? hope you feel better xx
  2. Loohooser Loohooser said: Losing your virginity does not mean everything is over. For many it can be an enjoyable experience. Make sure to get tested for sexually transmitted infections.


October 17, 2014

hey y'all. Loser here.

So...I'm basically useless. But I'm also somehow super arrogant, despite how useless I am, and I stress other people out and point out their faults to try to make myself look better and deflect any and all criticism.

I'm not just a loser, you see. I'm an asshole.

Not the self-assured, confident asshole. Nope, I'm the whiney, scared, sad, lonely, insecure, selfish, ambitious, Gollum-like asshole who thinks everything is the end of the fucking world and who is about as loveable and attractive as gangrene.

I can't seem to crawl out of the emotional ditch I've worked so diligently to create. I also have a talent for sucking the joy out of my surroundings and making people around me feel just as miserable.

Everyone hates me, obviously.

Actually no - people who don't know me think I'm fine.

Also, I cut myself, because I'm such a loser that I'm an uber-emo loser and all.

I'm a 27-year-old woman. I am too old for such childish shenanigans.

I do it mainly because I don't get my way.

Yep, I'm basically a petulant 5-year-old masquerading as a decent adult human being.

And I have the nerve to judge other people and make them feel uncomfortable.

I think, if someone were to shoot me in the head, it would be such a relief.


  1. jessydoll jessydoll thinks you're a loser
  2. Pippabastard Pippabastard said: Im a 17 year old guy and i totally connect with this.
  3. LoserChan LoserChan said: Heh. Loser!


Loser of the Week
October 16, 2014

I'm invisible to everyone around me. I briefly appear when somebody wants something from me ; then I fade back into the background of a million other peoples' lives and loves. I guess im just a piece of unwantable crap and i should get it through my head no women on the face of the  earth REALLy wants to be in a realtionship with a mutant like myself. Feel like crap on the bottom of everybodys esle's shoes. Made so many mistakes; and made a complete fool of myself when i ever have tried to get a women to be my lover. I understand now. I'm shit.


  1. Loohooser Loohooser said: Think there could be a reason why you want to fade into the background. Find it.
  2. LameyNamey LameyNamey said: I honestly didn't mean to click the "L" button. I can't figure out how to "unclick" it now:( I don't think you're a loser. You just seem lonely and bummed out - like me.
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October 16, 2014

actually we have our powerpoint and stuff down

good point

good point

(flips page)

ahahahha

that's funny

I know that

he's typing everything I say in an account called I'm fuck