Posts tagged with "agonizing"

September 12, 2011

Well I was talking to my friends. I had my lanyard (which is connected to several pointy and hurtful objects like car keys) tied to one of my belt loops and I was twisting my body and swinging my arms while slinging the lanyard around because at the time I thought it was fun. Well soon enough, that lanyard swung around and hit me in the apricots. I fell to the ground in agony as the pain of the horrible falcon punch my lanyard decided to throw at me, consumed my whole frikin' body. My friends laughed and I... well was NOT laughing. True story... I'm such a loser. XD